I’m sinking like a stone in the sea. I’m burning like a bridge for your body.
Brand New
Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky
“I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you’re important and nice, but you take second place all the same.” Iris Murdoch
I’ve had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts.
Brad Allen, Pillow Talk
Because I feel like today we’ve been missing a Talan picture.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin


